Favorite Pickup Lines

In case some of ladies or gents out there need a little prodding or starting point to find yourself a man/woman, here are a few recommendations. However, I take no responsibility if you get laughed at or slapped. (By the way, I didn't come up with any of these. This is just a collection of my favorites out of all the ones I've heard, the relatively clean ones at least)

- If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
- Good thing I brought by library card, cause I'm CHECKING YOU OUT!!
- If I had a soccer ball, would you kick it with me? (Hint: works on more than one level if you actually play soccer)
- Are you part Jamaican? Cause JAMAICAN me crazy for you!
- Did you just eat some Campbell's Soup? You're lookin "mmm mmm Good..."
- Your dad must be a baker, cause those are some really nice buns...
- You remind me of my speeding tickets cause you got FINE written all over you (yes... and I have quite a few speeding tickets)
- Do you like chips? Cause I'm Frito Lay...
- Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
- I wish I knew the Pythagorean Theorem, cause you got all the right angles (I do know the Pythagorean Theorem... muahaha)

Of course, I would never use any of these myself except on Olivia. Too bad I got like half of them from her so that wouldn't work too well.