Britney: Paris Is My Idol

Wow, just when you think she can't disgrace herself any further, Britney Spears says she looks up to Paris Hilton. How sad is that. I feel like Michael Jordan just came out of retirement again, and announced that he wants to remake his game by training under the tutelage of Ben Gordon.

Divorcing K-Fed was a a good move, but looks like it's one step forward, two steps backward for Britney. In the words of Justin Timberlake, "it's breakin my heart to watch you run around, cause I know that you're livin a lie..."