Top 10 Girls
I've made a bunch of lists in the past on my blog, covering a wide range of topics, but one major list I haven't posted is my top 10 hottest chicks. The main reason is, the list fluctuates a lot, and also, there's so many pretty ladies it's hard to narrow it down to just 10, without leaving someone out or forgetting someone. I probably sound like Ross in that one episode of Friends when he meets that one European celebrity after booting her off his list. But anyways, the comments in my last blog inspired me to finally buckle down, commit to a current list and post it for reference.
* Disclaimer: It might make me look superficial to be doing this, but please do not take this list too seriously and bash me for objectifying women.
10. Jennifer Aniston - I think I might be weird in this way, but there's a special place in my heart for nice female arms, and she has nice arms. Oh, her face and the rest of her body aren't too shabby either.
9. Heidi Klum - I like rosy cheeks too. Maybe it's just how she does her makeup, but in my view, that is the main characteristic that sets her apart from the others on this list.
8. Beyonce - Recently moved into the top 10. Before, I didn't think I was ready for that jelly, her body was so bootylicious.
7. Jennifer Lopez - Annoying as hell, but you gotta admit that she's top 10 worthy.
6. Aaliyah - Wasn't sure if I should include her, considering she's not even alive anymore, but I was always a huge admirer. Perhaps if she didn't die in the plane crash, she would be top 5. I don't know how the rules of my own list work.
5. Leann Tweeden - I don't know where she came from, but mostly I just see her hosting this one show on Fox Sports for extreme sports or something. I'm surprised she isn't on more guys' lists, cause she is definitely good.
4. Kristin Kreuk - She makes me want to watch Smallville and buy Neutrogena. However, I still don't do either. Sorry Kristin.
3. Posh Spice - Two words: SPICE-AY
2. Jessica Alba - Hmmm... looking at my top 10, I notice that 3 are married and one is dead. Yet, this has zero impact on the odds of me ever getting to date any of them.
1. Macy Gray - She's tasty and smokin fine!! Just kidding, again. That joke will get old eventually. Anyways, I'm sure you all knew all along the real #1 was gonna be...
1. Britney Spears - No doubt about this one. She has been #1 unofficially for the past 5 years or so. She's got that something, what can I do? By the way, check out the following site, it is intriguing and somewhat unsettling at the same time: http://mirrored.flabber.nl/britney.lookalike
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One thing about the list, there are noticably no Asians included, even though I have seen more than a few good looking yellow celebrities from my time spent across the Pacific that would have easily made my list. The reason I didn't list them is because 1) I don't know their names and 2) Nobody would know who I was talking about anyways.
It makes me sad that there are basically no truly good looking Asian chicks in American culture, because I have an Asian fetish. har har. Seriously though, the only one everyone always says is Lucy Liu, is that the best you can do? I guess she's not entirely horrible, especially compared to the other poor showings like Suchin Pak, Kristi Yamaguchi, and Lisa Ling (ruff ruff!), but I don't see how you could consider her to be pretty. Eyes way too chinky for my taste, among other things. She does salvage some points for being a fellow freckled Asian like me, but that is relatively minor.
So come on, Asia, where you at? I know you got more talent than what we're seeing over here. For starters, it's common knowledge that Taiwan alone is stocked to the core with the most beautiful people in the world, but we're just talking a tiny island here, out of an entire continent. What about Korea, I know there's more good old fashioned hotness like Hyori from Fin.K.L or Kim Hee Sun out there. Sung Hi Lee is a start, but a little too slutty. For whatever reason, Asia's just not representing all of its best over here, what can you do?
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At least Illinois and Arizona college basketball fans have one thing in common: we all hate Duke. The latest reason being high school recruit Shaun Livingston's decision to choose Duke over Illinois and Arizona. I've been requested by a certain Wildcats fan to relay the following message in my blog: "Livingston is a turd".
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Triumph the Insult Dog has an album now, called "Come Poop With Me". His first single is "I Keed" and it is pretty funny. I think I will have to pick up a copy of the CD sometime soon. For more, see http://www.triumphtheinsultcomicdog.com
