- Tonight at 9pm CT on ESPN2, be sure to watch Wednesday Night Baseball. Two of the top pitchers on the Chinese Taipei staff square off against each other as they try to impress their owner (me). Hopefully we'll see both Kevin Brown and Greg Maddux put up complete games, with Maddux winning 1-0 on an unearned run.

- I've just been informed that tonight is also the Dawson's Creek finale. The big question is, who will die, Pacey, Dawson, Joey, or the other chick? Well, since I got the inside scoop, my money is going on Joey.

- Now that I have added another thing (my Pocket PC) to the list of "stuff I carry around", a problem arises. Where do I put everything? Especially with summer arriving, I'm not gonna have my many-pocketed coat on all the time. I don't have enough stuff to need a briefcase, but I don't want my pockets to be bulging either. A purse would be nice, but too bad it's unmanly. It would be like that episode of Friends when Rachel gives Joey a man-purse.

- Why is there an "energy drink" called "AMP"? You'd have to be a retard not to know that Amp is a measure of current, not energy. They should call it "Volt*Amp", or better yet, "Watt". (Any NERC certified readers should probably step in and correct me if I'm mistaken)