Voices In My Head
"YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHH!!!" - Lil' Jon (or Dave Chappelle as Lil' Jon)
"Are you a pothead, Focker?" - Robert DeNiro
"I see you look me up and down... I know you want my bod-ay" - Beyonce
"Even my boogers are spicy" - Ralph Wiggum
"To play your messages, press 1" - T-Mobile Voicemail Lady
"So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory, he made a startling discovery! What he believed to be igneous, was in fact, sedimentary!" - Ross Gellar (in fake British accent)
"Oh no, Mike Wallace, RUN!!" - Chris Rock
"Do it... doooo it" - D. Ciszek
"GAAAAAS he gone" - Hawk Harrelson
"Too much for you!" - Scotty Nguyen
"My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants, my salsa.... my salsa" - Eminem
"EEEE-mails, send in your emails, EEEE-mails, we read your emails..." - Mancow jingle
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!" - Cartman
Friday, April 23, 2004
Pat Tillman Killed in Action
I remember hearing about this guy a year or two ago when he decided to leave the NFL in the prime of his career to serve his country. Even then, they were talking about how it was gonna be a serious role with real implications (not some silly thing like Tiger Woods doing Green Beret training for 3 days). But I still figured it was the media hyping up a story.
It doesn't get much more real or serious than getting killed in combat fighting for your country. This man gave up millions of dollars and a comfortable life to defend all of us from the evil people in this world. Reading a story like this makes me feel so unworthy of his sacrifice and for the sacrifices of all our soldiers who give up their lives across the globe to defend our way of life.
*****
Meanwhile, we have this little punk college kid Eli Manning who decides he doesn't want to be drafted by San Diego cause they're not gonna be winners. What kind of messed up retarded business is that?
I remember hearing about this guy a year or two ago when he decided to leave the NFL in the prime of his career to serve his country. Even then, they were talking about how it was gonna be a serious role with real implications (not some silly thing like Tiger Woods doing Green Beret training for 3 days). But I still figured it was the media hyping up a story.
It doesn't get much more real or serious than getting killed in combat fighting for your country. This man gave up millions of dollars and a comfortable life to defend all of us from the evil people in this world. Reading a story like this makes me feel so unworthy of his sacrifice and for the sacrifices of all our soldiers who give up their lives across the globe to defend our way of life.
*****
Meanwhile, we have this little punk college kid Eli Manning who decides he doesn't want to be drafted by San Diego cause they're not gonna be winners. What kind of messed up retarded business is that?
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