Check it Out

Does anyone else find it annoying when you're buying something at the store and the checkout person comments on what you're buying?

Example: You're buying a book, and as you hand it to the checkout guy, he looks at what you're getting and goes "great book man".

What is the correct response?

A. "Umm... thanks" - It feels like a compliment, so almost by reflex, I feel like I should thank the guy. But when you think about it, it doesn't make sense. Should I feel proud of my choice of book? Cause chances are, if I'm buying it now, I probably haven't read it yet. So really, he's complimenting whoever recommended the book to me for having great taste, whether it's Oprah's Book Club or in this case, Wu's Book Club. The reflex reaction is kind of like when you go to the movie theater, and the guy ripping your stub goes "enjoy the show". You wanna be like "thanks, you too", but then you realize that while you're enjoying the show, he's probably gonna be ripping stubs for the next 2 hours and saying "enjoy the show" to hundreds of other people. So you feel dumb.

B. "Mind your own forking business and just give me my damn book" - After you feel dumb, then you feel angry and blame the guy for making you feel dumb. If he would just do his job and stop trying to be nice by talking to me, then I wouldn't have felt dumb. So a part of me wants to berate this kid for this reason.

C. Give him the eyebrow raise and a polite smile/nod - A healthy compromise between choices A and B, and what I usually decide upon because I'm a nice guy like that.

Anyways, this doesn't just apply to book-buying. Another example:

You head to the express lane at Jewel with a 18 pack of Coors Light, chips, dip, Margarita mix, etc., and the lady goes "big party tonight eh?"

First of all, who are you, some sort of detective? Encyclopedia Brown, perhaps? Second of all, notice I'm in the express lane. Realize that this means I don't feel like wasting time chatting with the cashier about my plans for the evening. And you know what, I just don't like the feeling that the person checking out my stuff is paying attention to what I'm getting. Even though it's probably unrealistic to expect them to not notice what they're scanning, at least make some effort to keep the illusion alive that you're just doing your job and not trying to analyze each item I'm purchasing.

Where does it end? If I show up at the register at Best Buy with 128 MB of RAM, is the guy gonna be like "upgrading your memory eh"? If I buy 2 pairs of boxers at the mall, is the cashier gonna be like "I guess you're a boxers man, I see"? If I get some Mach 3 Turbo replacement blades at Walmart, are they gonna say "enjoy your shaving experience"? If so, what should my reaction be?

In conclusion, I would like to say that everyone is annoying, and from now on I'm buying everything online.

Excitement

- I usually don't pay much attention to weather reports, but I couldn't help noticing that the forecast for the week calls for highs in the 40's. Just a few days ago I wrote something about being miserable because of all the freezing weather, and after weeks of single-digit temperatures, 40 sounds downright tropical. Man.... am I warped or what? Oh, and if it turns out that Tom Skilling is just toying with me, I'm kicking his ass.

- Haven't talked about the Illini much this year, but I have to say something after 2 big wins against Michigan State and Wisconsin. Everyone's saying how Big Ten is so disappointing and the conference is way down this season, but I think they're just getting warmed up now. When tournament time comes I fully anticipate that we'll step it up and go deep. Oh, and someone should go buy Bruce Weber a Speed Stick. When it comes to armpit stains, it's better to be defensive than offensive.

- 2004 Yahoo Fantasy Baseball is here! OH BABY

- Here's a story about the Pumpkins: http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/02/19/music.corgan.reut/index.html

Haven't heard anything about good old Billy in a while. My favorite quote: "Did it help that bassist D'arcy Wretzky was fired for being a mean-spirited drug addict, who refused to get help? No, that didn't help keep the band together, not at all."

Haha, "mean-spirited drug addict"... I'll have to use that one sometime.

Parry Shen - The Other Side

Last week I wrote a blog in which I listed the "Least Inspirational Asians" in the public eye right now. One of the people I included was Parry Shen, who went from playing the lead character in Better Luck Tomorrow to appearing in Dell commercials. For a link to that blog click here.

Well, I guess you never know who is gonna end up reading your blogs, cause apparently Parry found his way to my blog, read what I had to say, and emailed me with his reaction. Since then, I've gotten to correspond with him a couple times and I decided to share some of his thoughts on the subject here on my blog as a follow up.

This is what he had to say about my original point, that "Instead of showing everyone that an Asian American actor can succeed in the industry without whoring himself out (see Jackie Chan), his career demonstrates that the opportunities out there are realistically very few.":

[PS] Valid point. Believe me - I agree with you but just to let you know, I'm trying to do my best man. Just to let you know though, you wouldn't believe all the stuff I've had to reject between the film and now so that when something like a Dell commercial comes along that doesn't require me doing an accent or delivering food - dude, I'm all over it because basically, I need to stay in the game and cover my regular daily life things like eating, pay my mortgage, and taking care of my family.

"BLT" [Better Luck Tomorrow] came out of the Hollywood system, not as a result of it. You're right, now everyone will see how scarce the opportunities are... if we had a choice, you think we'd still be doing Dell commercials?

I also asked him what he thought about Jackie Chan and Lucy Liu:

[JC] I'm kind of interested to know what you think of people such as Jackie Chan and Lucy Liu, because while they have been successful in your field, they haven't exactly furthered the cause of Asian people in a larger sense. I like some of their movies, but at the same time, I feel that people like them are at least partly responsible for perpetuating some stereotypes and holding the country back from real progress.

And here's part of his reply:

[PS] Jackie has mentioned he now only wants to do films without Martial Arts and be more a leading man actor - so, he's trying but honestly - I'm just as guilty as the studio execs - I'm not sure I'd pay money to see that or even think he'd be able to pull it off

Lucy has seen "BLT" and loves it - and wanted to merge her production company with Justin Lin's because although she gets a lot of roles - she knows they are not doing much to break her out of that mold

So what's the option? Keep working so you are at least known - making either $5 million a picture or absolutely nothing and not working and disappearing into oblivion - it's a tough choice.

Breaking the $1 million barrier was HUGE for Asian Americans and that only happened less than 3 years ago.

It's easy to point to figures in the public eye and to a certain point they do have a responsibility - but to shoulder the responsibility of an ENTIRE community? I don't know about that.

There are a lot more Asian Americans in daily life who let off-color jokes, comments, the way they are treated at their jobs just go by and letting things slide by in their day to day. People who take jobs that aren't necessarily helping break "stereotypes" - but when an Asian American actor has to look for job after job after job - is it always going to be under optimum conditions? No. Not for any job - there ALWAYS is some compromise (more hours, but good pay, boring job but hot coworkers, etc.) Taking an acting job is no different - you are just seeing that compromise publicly - sometimes it will be bigger than others. But when I hear people complain, I always wonder, "Well, what are THEY doing themselves to change things instead of pointing and commenting?"

And we have yet to see the larger picture. Lucy with all her money from those types of roles, now has the funding to produce her own pictures. I probably would not have been ready or had the confidence to shine at my "BLT" audition had I not built up my acting chops and smaller and sometimes stereotypical roles.

So after hearing what he had to say, I have some more revised thoughts to add. First of all, I should qualify my original statements by saying that while it is discouraging to see the progression of Parry's career in the past couple years, there does come a time where "a job is a job" and you have to take what you can get. And like he said, it's not just in Hollywood - pretty much everyone at one time or another has faced job insecurity and had to compromise or accept something lower than his/her ideal expectations. I'm personally glad that he at least made the effort to avoid the "Chinese food delivery boy"-type roles which blatantly degrade our race.

My original point stands: there's not a lot to get inspired about when it comes to opportunities for Asians in this country. It's not necessarily Parry Shen, Jackie Chan, or Lucy Liu's fault, but it's clear that our society still has a ways to go in this respect.

I'm still undecided on whether or not the Jackie Chans and Lucy Lius of this world are doing our community more harm or good. If it turns out that they manage to eventually rise above the current state of their careers and somehow expand the opportunities for other Asians in the industry, then great. If taking a lot of meaningless roles is just a means to build up enough money and/or credibility to achieve greater things, so be it. But I really hope that we'll see some of these "greater things" soon, because in the meantime, I think they're holding us all back.

One more subject to note, Parry Shen's thoughts on everyone's favorite FOB engineer William Hung:

[PS] Mostly everybody is doing their best. But AA in films is still in its infancy - there's still a lot further to go. William Hung I agree, it hurts a little but you know what? That's really him. There are truths to some stereotypes and the American public has latched on to him. But William's not playing a character - he's going out and doing his thing and trying to "sing" his heart out.

Yes, there are definitely truths to pretty much every stereotype and this one is no different.

Anyways, another reason I wanted to write this follow up blog is because Parry is doing a tour of universities across the country to speak about these kinds of issues. He says plans are in the works to bring the whole cast of Better Luck Tomorrow with him to Urbana sometime in April/May. I think I'd definitely be interested to attend that, if it happens, and if anyone else wants to go with me, let me know.

Other than that, check out his website for more: http://www.parryshen.com

The Simple Life

Sunday morning, I woke up in my bed at home and my first thought of the day was "dang, it's frickin freezing in here". Then, I realized that even though it was the dead of winter, I was still in a heated house, wearing multiple layers of clothing, and covered by two blankets. I wondered how many people out there would probably kill to have any one of those material comforts and suddenly, I felt pretty silly to find myself complaining about the temperature.

I mean, even with the vent in my room covered up, it was about 50 degrees at the lowest. Yes, it's cold, but maybe I should be thankful for what I have, especially compared to the less fortunate out there? At that point I felt like such an ungrateful, spoiled brat.

Later on, I was thinking about what it would be like if I had to cut out certain things that I've grown accustomed to. A few of the things I considered:

1. Cell phone - I've written about this before, but this is one thing that I never had up until about 4-5 years ago, and now I can't imagine life without it. Lately I've been trying more actively to not let it take control of my life, but there was a point when I couldn't go anywhere without bringing it. If I didn't have that thing with me at all times, I think I'd physically panic at what might possibly go wrong or what emergency situation might arise with me cell phone-less. Realistically, that kind of situation almost never comes up, but I can't help but to still have that constant worry in the back of my mind.

2. High-speed Internet - I still remember the first time we finally got my computer hooked up to the dorm network at FAR in freshman year of college, and were amazed by how fast webpages loaded and files transferred. Up until that time, I'd only ever experienced the internet through dialup on AOL, when it took an hour to get one mp3 and when you loaded up a page, you could actually see the individual pictures, buttons, and icons and stuff "filling in" one by one. Now, even the thought of ever going back to dialup makes me cringe.

3. Gillette Mach 3 Turbo - I haven't tried the Schick Quattro at all yet, but I think the Mach 3 Turbo is probably the best that's out there as far as a "close shave" goes. Whenever I used to go home for the weekend and have to use a simple one-blade, moisturizing strip-less razor that doesn't pivot, it always left me feeling so unkempt. Eventually it bothered me so much that I decided to buy another Mach 3 Turbo for Darien, so that I wouldn't have to endure such agony when leaving my comfort zone in Palatine.

4. Mobil 1 Synthetic - I've been changing the engine oil in my cars for a few years now, but only in the last year did I make the switch from "normal" oil to synthetic. The claims I heard were that synthetic makes your engine run smoother, perform better, last longer, and improves gas mileage. Well, after a few change cycles with Mobil 1, I'd say that I've seen none of the above occur. In all fairness, I guess the "last longer" thing remains to be seen and is gonna be hard to ever judge. But anyways, even though the stuff costs a lot more than the regular oil, and doesn't produce any noticeable improvements, I'm still reluctant and even afraid to go back. Why? Because the experts say it's bad to go back. I don't even know why I should listen to them, because these are the same biatches that told me my gas mileage would get better and my engine would run smoother, and that didn't happen.

There's more stuff I could list, both major and minor things, but I don't have time to go through all examples. The point is, all the things above are things that I've lived without in the past, but now that I have them and have gotten used to it, it seems unlikely (or impossible) to ever give them up.

Well, all these things also cost me in some way or another, the most obvious being financially. And I'm starting to wonder whether or not I really need every last thing. I mean, it seems that throughout the years, my needs have only ever gone up, never down. Everything I listed has in some way become a sort of new addiction that needs to be fed, not much different from an addiction to cigarettes or some other drug. If I don't have my cell phone, I really feel like a part of me is missing. If I didn't shave with my Mach 3 Turbo, I can't help but feel like my life is less satisfying than if I did.

Of course, the other side is that these things do legitimately add utility to my life and it wouldn't be fair to say that they're merely addictions that cause a drain on my bank account. It's just that sometimes in this world we live in, where we're surrounded by advertisements telling us what we need, we lose track of the value of simplicity in life. I think all I'm saying is, there comes a point where you need to sit down and seriously evaluate your lifestyle, your habits, and reasonably figure out what you really need and don't need.

For example, I recently decided that I didn't need 600 rollover minutes a month, after noticing that in 1 year on this plan, I had about 5000 rollover minutes accumulated. So I switched to 800 shared minutes on a family plan. It's something little, but I guess you gotta start somewhere.

One statistic I heard recently is, certain societies in the past used to work 47 days out of the year and spend the rest of the year doing whatever they want. When you first hear that, it sounds so crazy and impossible, but then I think about it, and maybe the idea isn't really so farfetched or unattainable, even in today's world. If I cut out all my costs to just my basic, basic needs, like food and shelter, that means all I'm really spending is a fraction of my yearly salary. That in turn means that I technically only need to work a fraction of the year to support my needs for the whole year.

Of course, it also means that during the time that I'm not working, I won't have much money to be spending on hobbies. Which raises the question, would I rather work a small part of the year, and do nothing but sit around and relax for the rest of the time, or work the whole year, but maybe take a couple week's vacation, drive a nicer car, live in a nicer home, etc.? I don't know, but it's something to think about.

Winter Doldrums

I think February is definitely the worst time of the year for me. It's not just that it's cold, it's that it's cold and there's pretty much nothing to really get excited or happy about.

At least in December, you got the holidays, which means days off, presents, Christmas music, etc. In January, you got the NFL playoffs and the birthdays of three great men in history (Martin Luther King Jr., Chrastastic Chrastopher, and yours truly). Then in March, you obviously have March Madness and baseball Spring Training, and by that time it's getting warmer too.

The only major "holidays" in this month are like Lincoln's Birthday or President's Day, and I don't get either of those days off from work. Other than that, the major occasions I can think of are Groundhog Day (very unclutch) and Valentine's Day (not a big fan, see last year's blog). Meanwhile, the days are still bitter cold and the streets still salty. It's just demoralizing sometimes.

Well, at least it's the shortest month. Unfortunately, this year it's still a day longer than it's supposed to be, and I can't say I'm too happy about that.

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Music

A look at the songs I've been listening to:

Cassidy f. R. Kelly - Hotel
Hilary Duff - Come Clean
N Sync - I'll Never Stop
Joss Stone - Fell In Love With A Boy
Outkast - Happy Valentine's Day
Ryan Duarte - You
Britney Spears - Toxic

The Joss Stone song is kind of funny if you like (or have heard) the White Stripes song "Fell In Love With A Girl". First of all, you don't usually expect anyone to cover a song like that, especially so soon after the original song was popular. Second of all, when you cover a hard rock song, you don't expect it to sound all soulful or R&B-ish. Finally, when the song sounds as if it was sung by someone like Aretha Franklin, you don't expect to see some white teenage girl singing it in the video.

I was going through some of the old videos on my computer the other day and came across the one for N Sync's "I'll Never Stop". I think this one was only released in Europe or Japan or something. But anyways, watching that video and listening to the song brought back lots of memories. For some reason I always think of Chras when it comes to old school N Sync. Good times, good times...

Least Inspirational Asians

Among the cheesier websites I have been to lately is http://www.i-am-asian.com, apparently run by McDonald's as part of its stupid "I'm lovin' it" campaign. Some of it was so lame, I didn't know if I should laugh or be mad about it.

I followed one of the links from that site to another site dedicated to Asians, where they had these lists like "Top 20 Most Inspirational Athletes" or "Top 50 Most Inspirational Asians of All Time". I went through a couple of these lists and while they included a lot of good Asians, reading through them kind of made me realize that we don't really have a lot to look up to in the Asian American community. For example, Russell Wong and Jason Scott Lee were pretty high up on the All Time list, and while they aren't bad actors, they aren't exactly "inspirational" as far as I'm concerned. And on the athlete's list, they actually had the gall to list Byung-Hyun Kim. I was like, are you facking kidding me??! Why don't they just go ahead and list that Japanese gay-porn guy that's trying out for the Cleveland Indians too while they're at it?

Anyways, since the subject of "Most Inspirational Asians" has already been covered too many times, I decided to make my own list of "Least Inspirational Asians". Not trying to hate on my own race, but I think my point is that not just any publicity is good publicity for Asians. Just cause they make it on TV or become a household name, doesn't make it a good thing. Now, I didn't spend a lot of time narrowing down this list, so I just listed the first 5 that came to mind. If anyone has any others to point out, feel free.

5. Chad Hugo - I never liked the Neptunes to begin with, but the sad fact is that he continues to be little more than the grossly overlooked member of an overrated 2-person band. I don't know how he is, musical talent wise, but most people don't even know who the guy is so it doesn't really matter. And if they do, it's always pretty much just as "Pharrell's sidekick", more or less. It's a very typical example of the way Asians are almost always portrayed as secondary characters throughout this society, that we rarely if ever are capable of taking a leading role (to be fair, the same problem faces pretty much every other minority, not just Asians).

4. Parry Shen - I don't have anything personal against the guy, it's just that seeing his life does the opposite of inspire me. After getting the lead role in the first respectable "Asian American" movie in this country, I guess he didn't have "Better Luck Tomorrow" because the next thing you know, he's playing a scrub character on a Dell commercial. Instead of showing everyone that an Asian American actor can succeed in the industry without whoring himself out (see Jackie Chan), his career demonstrates that the opportunities out there are realistically very few. By the way, I would have included his Better Luck Tomorrow co-star John Cho on this list, but at least his career kind of went in the opposite direction, going from the "MILF guy" to the "got-his-head-bashed-in guy".

3. Lucy Liu - Yeah, she's successful, but at what cost? Her characters do very little for the Asian community other than to perpetuate the chinky-eyed, white-washed image of Asian girls. It's not a positive thing at all if you ask me.

2. Jackie Chan - In the All-Time Most Inspirational list on that site I talked about, Bruce Lee was listed as #2, and I think that was much deserved. Not that he made Asians look awesome in every way, but in light of the time period he was in and the impact he was able to make, he was definitely inspirational. Unfortunately, I think Jackie Chan has caused us all to take a step backward from that. I won't deny that his movies are entertaining, and yes he is successful, but again, at what cost? The common stereotype of Asian guys is that we're all short, have fobby accents, and lack any sexuality or sexual identity; Jackie Chan reinforces all those things. I think a lot of the blame falls on him for the fact that, such as in the case of Parry Shen, Asian actors in general can't be taken seriously in the mainstream. Basically it's saying to any aspiring Asian guys out there that unless you're a goofy jump-kicking kung-fu man, there's no place for you to ever really succeed in Hollywood.

1. William Hung - I don't think I need to explain this one that much. Watching this kid do "She Bangs" on American Idol is arguably reason enough for no Asian to ever want to open his/her mouth to sing, ever again. And to top it all off, he's an engineering student. Way to represent, dawg.

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2004 Chicago Auto Show

Had a chance to go to the Auto Show over the weekend. It was painful to see all the pretty cars, not so much because they were too rich for my blood, but because they were all shiny. Have I mentioned before that I hate salt?

One of the cars that I sat in and impressed me most was the BMW 6-series coupe. The interior looks cool, the body style is nice, and there's this really cool sunroof-type thing that basically makes up the entire roof panel in the front. I didn't get to see how it retracts or (or if it does at all), but it definitely looked sweet either way. Man... what an all-around bad ass car. Very very drool-worthy.

Speaking of drool-worthy, we saw Andrew Firestone (the Bachelor, 3rd season) in person. Nobody else seemed to recognize him or know who he was, but it was definitely him. He looked a lot skinnier and younger than on TV, at least from what I remember. For a few exhilirating moments, we were standing about 2 feet away from this guy. Well, I guess it wasn't all that exhilirating for me cause I don't swing that way. If only it were Britney instead... one can only wish.

Chen Can't Cook

For a long time now, I've been saying to myself that I gotta learn how to cook. I mean, you can survive on frozen pizzas, fast food, or going out to eat only so long before you realize that it's not exactly the best way to go. Health wise, money wise, whatever. Not only that, but I've always believed that cooking could be a really great lifelong hobby, and seeing that it's such a useful skill anyways, why not try to learn?

Well, throughout the past few years, there have been the scattered times when, for one reason or another, I've actually picked up a pot or pan, used a cutting board, fired up the stove, and cooked something. Some of these experiences have been successful, for example, I think I've mastered the art of saute-ing spinach with garlic (oooh I'm awesome), fried rice with ketchup, and once I followed a recipe to make a salmon fillet dish and it wasn't too bad either. Whenever I happen to taste (har har) success, it builds confidence and gives me some motivation to continue expanding my cooking horizons by mastering more things.

Unfortunately, there are also the times when I mess up something so simple, and it makes me so ashamed that I'm afraid to ever pick up a cooking utensil again. Once I messed up the process of hard-boiling eggs, don't ask me how, but I did it. Another experience that comes to mind is when I cooked a burger and set off the fire alarm at the townhouse.

Well, this week I suffered another setback in my journey towards becoming Iron Chef. Believe it or not, I managed to somehow ruin my sandwiches that I eat every day for lunch. Since I was getting kind of bored with the plain bread with meat and mayo and nothing else, I wanted to soup up my every day lunch sandwich by adding some extra components. I bought a head of lettuce, some tomatoes, and slices of cheese.

I also decided to streamline my process by making all my lunches for the rest of the week at once (instead of one per night). Well, the greediness definitely did not pay off, to say the least. Everything seemed fine at first, I'd rip off a few leaves of lettuce, slice up the tomatos, get a slice of cheese, and just stick it all in the sandwich. Simply repeat the same process for the other sandwiches. I mean, how hard can it be, it's a freakin sandwich you know?

It wasn't until I opened my lunch to eat it the next day that I discovered that my sandwich actually was "souped up", only not in the way I wanted it to be. From sitting overnight, all the tomato's juices and I guess the moisture from the lettuce sank to the bottom and made the bread all wet and soggy. The worst part is, for some reason the cheese melted and got all liquidy too. It was all pretty nasty, but I sucked it up and tried to eat it anyways. Again, I'd have to say that wasn't the right decision.

So now, I've got 2 more of these monstrosities sitting in the fridge at home, and I'm pretty sure that I'm gonna be throwing them out tonight. I just can't put myself through another miserable lunch.

While it does suck that all that food and the time and effort I spent making it is gonna go to waste, the main kick in the balls is knowing that I messed up the simple task of making a sandwich. It's not like making sandwiches even counts as cooking, and I couldn't even do that right.

As I hang my head for this utter and complete failure, I'm thinking that something needs to be done about my food incompetance. One idea I had was to take a cooking class at like a community college or something. I don't know if they even offer those, but I mean to find out. Maybe some of you out there might even want to join me (at your own risk). I kind of miss taking classes with people. I miss the good old days of studying for tests together, copying each other's homework, things like that.

One thing I know: until my confidence recovers and I have good reason to believe I won't mess up any food I try to make, I'm leaving the food preparation responsibility for everything I eat strictly to the pros.

Vote

Yesterday I registered to vote. The form for registering had some weird sections. There was a part where it said "If you have no street address, below describe your home: list the name of subdivision; cross streets; roads; landmarks; mileage and/or neighbors' names" and had a little North/South/East/West cross hair underneath. I guess maybe that's for homeless people who want to vote?

Then there was the bottom where you were supposed to sign your name, but a space saying "If you cannot sign your name, ask the person who helped you fill in this form to print their name, address, and telephone number."

I'm not trying to be insensitive or anything, but it's kind of funny to me when I picture this homeless guy describing where he lives in this form. "I'm in this cardboard box under the tree, 1.8 miles south of Hwy-14 and IL-12. Look out for the furry gray cat who hangs around here at night". Also I'm thinking to myself, if you can't fill out this simple form and sign your name, maybe you're not gonna have what it takes to punch a ballot to vote either?

Anyways, for those who want to register to vote in the state of Illinois, or just want to see the form I'm talking about, go here.

While I'm on the topic of voting, yesterday I caught some of this show on MTV that was supposed to be a promotion of getting people to vote. It's a good cause, but when MTV does these political things it seems to always have a very liberal slant. Maybe part of it is the Republicans' own fault for not taking it seriously, I don't know. But I think the last time MTV "Rocked the Vote", it ended up not being so much of getting people to vote, as it was of getting people to vote for Bill Clinton. In my opinion, that was not really something for the better of this country, but I guess that's another long story for another day.

As far as what was in the show itself, they had this military guy who just got back from Iraq go interview the major Democratic candidates. My impression of the ones I saw:

Gen. Wesley Clark - Seems like a good guy and respectable. If I were to vote for any of the Democratic candidates, it would probably be him.

Gov. Howard Dean - Acted pretty friendly, but you can tell that he's a prick. I can't stand that guy.

Sen. Joe Lieberman - Probably the most stereotypical politician you can imagine. You ask him a question, and he finds a way to avoid it or criticize Bush.

I missed the later part of the show when they interviewed John Kerry, but that's ok because I have a joke:

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender goes: "hey John, why the long face?"

Har har. The joke also works with Celine Dion, by the way.

Winter Sucks

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