Britney: Paris Is My Idol

Wow, just when you think she can't disgrace herself any further, Britney Spears says she looks up to Paris Hilton. How sad is that. I feel like Michael Jordan just came out of retirement again, and announced that he wants to remake his game by training under the tutelage of Ben Gordon.

Divorcing K-Fed was a a good move, but looks like it's one step forward, two steps backward for Britney. In the words of Justin Timberlake, "it's breakin my heart to watch you run around, cause I know that you're livin a lie..."

Brit-Fed Split Up

Britney Spears Files for Divorce

Now I'm really disillusioned. Nick and Jessica breaking up was one thing. But if Britney and Kevin couldn't keep it together, what hope do the rest of us mortals have??